From Dusk till Dawn

"Now, is my sh*t together, or is my sh*t together?"

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Det Blir Ikke Bedre

"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."

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Lethal Weapon

"I was driving before you were a itch in your daddy's pants!"

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The Matrix

"Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me"

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Step Brothers

"I tea-bagged your drum set!"

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The Hangover Part II

"When a monkey nibbles on a p***s, it's funny in any language"

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Chriss, som tidligere nævnt, hvorfor så ikke poste alle dine one-liners i ét samlet indlæg, i stedet for at spamme tråden til med
en million indlæg?

m.b.petersen skrev: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses THE BLUES BROTHERS

Der mangler det fedeste. Sætningen fuldendes med: Hit it

The Big Lebowski

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

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 Citat fra den kommende danske film "Da Chriss mistede kontakten til omverdenen" 

 

"CHRISS !!.... CHRISS !!... HALLOOO, ER DU DER ??!!.. Hold så op med at spamme tråden.."

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ALLE citater fra Sheriff Buford T. Justice fra "Smokey and the Bandit" filmene

Eks:

"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother f**ked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant."

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dali1288 skrev: ALLE citater fra Sheriff Buford T. Justice fra "Smokey and the Bandit" filmene Eks: "There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"If they'd have cremated the sumbitch, I'd be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now!"

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Fra "Tilbage til Fremtiden 1

Doc Brown ser sin tidsmaskine første gang...." I finally invented something that works"

Fra "Jagten på Røde Oktober" Man diskuterer russerne ombord på et skib. "En russer går ikke engang på lukum uden en plan"

Fra "Bourne duellen" " Han sidder i l**t til halsen og vader rundt i det......og så i det forkerte fodtøj"

Fra "Hellboy" Til sidst i filmen hvor han skal tilintetgøre det sidste uhyre. " How big can it be"

Tidligere i samme film på tog stationen, hvor han bliver kylet rund og banket til mos og sidder på et tidspunkt oppe ad væggen. En mindre sten ryger ned i knolden på ham. " aauch"

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